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Congratulations Michigan and Arizona!! You finally made it to your primary day – also known as the GOP’s electoral version of a polygamous marriage. What a whirlwind romance it’s been. You rightly feel all special, loved and swamped with attention, showered as you have been with all that SuperPac advertising money and nearly 24/7 attention from the candidates. And never before have you met someone who so gets you, with whom you can talk – I mean really talk – about, well, everything. It’s like you complete each other’s sentences on everything from Obama’s anti-Americanism to the need for a petroleum-based plan to achieve energy independence to why not Leave Some Children Behind. Unfortunately, after tonight’s culminating night of bliss, be prepared for the candidates to wander off in search of new conquests and to take you for granted like the other sister wives like Maine, Iowa and Colorado. But if you occasionally want to be reminded of those swinging single days when you called the shots, enjoy this funny YouTube video called “Obama’s Secret Service”: http://tinyurl.com/6sevqsjFeb 28, 2012
I for one am looking forward to Wednesday night’s debate. My predictions: 1.) Romney says he supports plugging all holes along the border, just not by a gay sheriff. 2.) Santorum continues impersonating a distraught, recently divorced Cub Scout troop leader. 3.) Ron Paul confesses being the incarnation of Heaven’s Gate cult leader Marshall Applewhite, and 4.) Gingrich rages against the evils of the modern European state in perfectly fluent staccato German. For a few more laughs related -- this time related to Obama and his Secret Service -- check out this funny YouTube video: http://tinyurl.com/6sevqsj
Feb 22, 2012
File this one under "Going Rouge," but nothing wrong with a conservative law enforcement official being gay or in the closet. Just ask the still closeted ghost of J. Edgar Hoover. (Although it's hard to hear him coming with all that taffeta muffling the chains of his mortal sins.) But what I do want to fact check is the correct pronunciation of Pinal County where this dude works. You can't make that stuff up. And speaking of law enforcement officers with romance on the brain, check out this funny YouTube video about "Obama's Secret Service." Enjoy: http://tinyurl.com/6sevqsjFeb 19, 2012