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Jay Ambrose: President Barack Obama's claim that his disastrous joke of a stimulus bill helped stave off a second Great Depression reminds you of another joke, the one about the guy dancing wildly on a street corner with the purpose, he says, of scaring away elephants. But, someone points out, there are no elephants anywhere around. "See," says our dancing trickster, " it works, doesn't it?"
Review: The exclamation point in the title is your first clue that Steven Soderbergh's intentions are more than a little askew with "The Informant!"
For years, I’ve tried not to get too worked up about the BCS. I’m not in favor of a college football playoff because I think it would devalue the regular season.
Ashley Morengo has been branded a witch. Her parents, Tom and Karen, chuckle as a dirty, burlapped crowd pelts the Tempe girl with Styrofoam rocks. A scary-looking monk commands her to confess. “But I’m not a witch!” she protests, laughing and giggling.
Ashley Morengo has been branded a witch. Her parents, Tom and Karen, chuckle as a dirty, burlapped crowd pelts the Tempe girl with Styrofoam rocks. A scary-looking monk commands her to confess. “But I’m not a witch!” she protests, laughing and giggling.
Arizonans are at risk of dying from terrorist attacks along the state’s 3,000 miles of railroad tracks because of nonexistent security, Arizona Corporation Commissioner Kris Mayes said Wednesday.
Arizonans are at risk of dying from terrorist attacks along the state’s 3,000 miles of railroad tracks because of nonexistent security, Arizona Corporation Commissioner Kris Mayes said Wednesday.
The plays were a microcosm of the Cardinals’ season. They needed 1 yard on the Washington 28-yard line Sunday, and had two downs to get it. And they couldn’t.
The plays were a microcosm of the Cardinals’ season. They needed 1 yard on the Washington 28-yard line Sunday, and had two downs to get it. And they couldn’t.
Krys Kolanos took the ice for pregame warm-ups Friday and the rest of the Coyotes waited until he had taken about three laps alone before joining him.
Let’s Talk Tax Reform — reform that actually builds the American economy and creates new jobs.
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By the end of the day, Leandro Barbosa was laughing about a practical joke that had him scurrying around the team’s Beverly Hills hotel Thursday. But for a while, a phone hoax that had Barbosa believing he was traded to the New York Knicks was no laughing matter.
A crank caller upset the Phoenix Suns' Leandro Barbosa by telling him he had been traded Thursday. Barbosa is pictured here playing against the Denver Nuggets on Jan. 7, 2008.
NEW YORK - Halle Berry is the latest celebrity to join the Foot-in-Mouth Club. The 41-year-old actress has apologized for making an inappropriate joke at last Friday's taping of NBC's "The Tonight Show."
American actress Halle Berry attends the premiere of Things We Lost In The Fire, in London, Wednesday Oct. 24, 2007.
LOS ANGELES - A scene in TV's "Desperate Housewives" that used Philippine medical education for a punchline prompted angry calls from viewers, an online petition demanding an apology and criticism from Philippine officials.
NEW YORK - Sarah Silverman still is responding to the negative reaction to her Britney Spears jokes at the MTV Video Music Awards. "The joke that everyone was upset about - me calling the kids `adorable mistakes' - was the most innocuous joke," the 36-year-old comedian tells Us Weekly magazine in the issue that comes out Friday.
Actress Teri Hatcher arrives at the 5th Annual TV Guide Emmy Party in Los Angeles, in this Sept. 2007 file photo.
Congress should slow down and give the ethanol boondoggle the skeptical scrutiny it deserves. Instead, it looks like the taxpayers will be saddled with another costly subsidy program under the guise of fictional energy independence.
Guest Commentary by Mike McClellan
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By Mark Scarp, contributing columnist
By Jerry Brown, contributing columnist
Guest Commentary by Bill Richardson
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