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The Vent: April 3

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Posted: Wednesday, April 3, 2013 7:26 am

“Everyone in this country was created equal, endowed by their creator. But two people with the same endowments just can’t be allowed to pursue happiness, and have to settle for life and liberty. The Bill of Rights only applies to some.”

“If we all agree that people with mental problems should not own firearms, then how far should we take it? I mean, if a Legislator from Fountain Hills proposes a bill which requires the public to show their birth certificate before using the restroom should he own a gun? I think not!”

“Responding to the March 24 vent on North Korean threats: Actually, I think Kim Jong Un needs to spend more quality time with his wife, if you catch my drift. I mean, he’s even managed to get China irked with him. You really have to do some work to get your communist, oppressive next-door neighbor mad at you.”

“Complaining about hate speech has become the ultimate attempt to destroy freedom of speech. Hate speech as defined in The Vent is anything I do not agree with. This is most common with Democrats the inventors of ‘PC.’ Also, I have seen in the vent that babies are not human making it OK to abort their birth. This is the same definition applied to African Americans, justifying racial discrimination.”

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