"I got some sad news for Republicans. Ronald Reagan is dead."
"Some of the worst scams ever perpetrated throughout history have included the phrase ‘to protect you.' So it is with photo traffic enforcement. What the police, courts and cities are really interested in protecting are their fat paychecks, benefits and bloated retirements."
"I pray that Sarah Palin doesn't run for President. Her beauty has got her as far as she has gotten. If she does, all the talk will not be how the candidates are going to work to change our country for the better, it's going to be Dems and Saturday night comics making fun of her. It will be Sean Hannity having to change his show to being half hate Obama and half lovin Palin. I can't watch Hannity anymore. He hates Obama. I don't like Obama, but I figure let Obama mess himself up. Obama's been doing a good job of that so far. My perfect Republican ticket for 2012 would be Chris Christie and Herman Cain. New blood! At least the first black vice president won't be a doofus!"
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