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Posted: Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:43 pm | Updated: 10:46 pm, Fri Oct 7, 2011.

“Hey, John McCain: 'That One’ beat you, 'My Friend.’”

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“Hey, John McCain: 'That One’ beat you, 'My Friend.’”

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“So, Barack Obama has been elected president. I wonder if he’s going to do the courtesy of thanking George W. Bush — because nobody worked harder to get Obama elected than Bush.”

“Barack Obama’s victory metaphorically represents the last battle of the Civil War.”

“Looks like Obama’s the next president. … For all you people who elected him, get ready for socialism, because it’s coming. It’s coming.”

“OK, Barack, you won. When do I get start getting my part of the American Dream? When do I start getting that?”

“Hey, Republicans: Conservatism is in its last throes.”

“Thank God. We get rid of Napolitano.”

“Time to get out my Bill Clinton blinders again, dust them off and put them on. I wore them for eight years during his reign and I will wear them for the next four during Obama’s tenure.”

“I wonder what people like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are going to do? Aren’t they essentially out of a job? Wrapping themselves in the cloak of perpetual victimhood and blaming race for any lack of advancement, failures or shortcomings isn’t exactly going to wash any more.”

“Congratulations, Barack Obama. You earned it … without bad-mouthing your (opponent). On the other hand, John McCain bad-mouthed you and had nothing to offer other than that.”

“Hey, wait! Where are the shrieks and cries of 'foul?’ Where are the demands for investigations of voter fraud, of malfunctioning machines? Allegations of conspiracies, voter intimidation and suppression of votes? Where are — oh yeah, because a Democrat won.”

“All these people complaining about President Bush. I want to thank God that he’s been our president. And he’s done a good job. You’re safe. Your house hasn’t been blown up. … I want to thank President Bush for keeping us free.”

“One thing we know for sure: When President Bush leaves office, the cupboard will be bare. Absolutely bare.”

“I missed Tim Russert today on (election) day.”

“I just returned from casting my ballot for a third-party candidate. Third-party candidates were ostracized by the debates commission and were silenced by the biased media. So I know that the crooked elections headquarters will throw my ballot in the trash.”

“Thank you to all the volunteers who helped make it easier for us to vote today.”

“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did not register to vote.”

“Your candidate lost? No whining, please. Your candidate won? No gloating, please. Let’s please rise to the height of our humanity … support our new president like the patriots I hope we are.”

“OK, so the election is finally over. Can you please have your signs down by Friday?”

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