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The Vent: Sept. 3

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Posted: Friday, September 3, 2010 6:30 am

“Dear Winter Visitor: We’re sorry for being gruff and impatient with you this spring, even offering sometimes to help you pack to go home. Please come back to the East Valley soon and start spending that cash; we are broke here and really need your business. And we promise not to laugh at your driving or

how you talk, eh?”

“Let’s all celebrate the U.S. leaving Iraq. Actually it is more like abandoning Iraq.”

“Okay, now that SB 1070 has accomplished all that its authors intended, i.e. garnering lots of votes for the Arizona neocons’ holy trinity of Jan Brewer, Russell Pierce and Joe Arpaio, can we get back to talking about real issues?  Hint: It’s the economy, stupid!”

“Shame on you Kurt for dancing with the stars.   Thought you had higher

standards.”

“Could somebody please tell me on what radio station, and when, I can listen to movie reviews? I need an answer by mid-September.”

“The writer who took Ben Quayle down a peg tickled me to no end.  I couldn’t have said it better. Who could forget the potato incident?”

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