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The Vent: June 26

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Posted: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 12:19 pm

“If Republican congressmen want to hold on to their seats the first thing they should do is increase border security around their gerrymandered districts.”

“Senator McCain’s senility is becoming more evident with every exposure to public view. There he is today in the Senate throwing a rant about 11 million illegals being victims. He needs to become Arizona’s Saint Patrick and lead all the poor ‘victims’ back to Mexico and nurture them there.”

“Supreme Court says No to Proof of Citizenship to Vote. Really, I can’t even go on a school campus without proving who I am and why I’m there. When will America be Americans? Now with anyone allowed to vote, maybe next time we’ll get a non-citizen in office. Yipee! On the other hand, they can’t be worse than Obama.”

“Dick Cheney defended NSA spy programs. Surprised? You must remember, he recently had a change of heart.”

“How does a high school dropout like Edward Snowden get a six-figure job in this economy? I hold two relatively recent bachelor’s degrees, with honors, from a local university — but that university won’t let me work in the mail room on its main campus so I can try to pay for said degrees. Snowden also had a high-level security clearance within three months on the job, which would’ve been during his ‘probationary period’ in any of the ‘temp-to-hire’ jobs (aka most jobs) that are available nowadays. Maybe the company’s name should be spelled BOOZE Allen Hamilton ... and maybe I should apply.”

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