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The Vent: Jan. 23

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Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 10:04 am

“Arizonans are known for their cheapness when it comes to public education so expect a big run on Wal-Mart greeters when it comes to filling school resource officers positions.”

“Did you hear what happens when they crossbreed an Arctic bear with an Antarctic bear? The cubs are bi-polar.”

“Lance Armstrong, Andre Agassi, all those baseball/steroids guys, and now, Manti Te’o. Do we have another sports liar here?”

“Why is it that Fox News, the NRA, and Rush Limbaugh feel it’s their patriotic duty to warn every one the government is comming after your guns but never express any concern about their own guns. They sound more like they are trying to start a stampede, all it proves is it doesn’t take much to frighten cattle and turn gunshops into corrals.”

“Hollywood denies any responsibility for violence in America and claim they only make family-oriented movies. They claim resposibility for violence belongs solely to guns and gun owner’s. They would also like to remind you that Sylvester Stallone’s latest family movie ‘Bullet to the Head’ opens Feb. 1st!”

“In these uncertain times, one might be wise to familiarize themselves with the seldom referred to, Third Amendment to the Constitution, before making a decision on the Second Amendment.”

“The Government will never take our long guns but, ‘Stand Your Ground’ may take your life.”

“Listen NRA lackeys... try to focus... Ready? ... Nobody wants to take away your second amendment rights or your stupid guns. You can shine and clean and admire and display and shoot your guns to your hearts content. If you have an assault weapon, nobody’s gonna come take it. We just don’t need any more of this particular kind of gun going out there or magazines that will hold enough ammo to massacre a classroom full of people without reloading. Just want to make sure you’re not crazier than the normal conservative by always doing a background check. If only one child is saved with these laws, isn’t it worth it? Would it be worth it if that one child was yours? probably not... priorities are priorities, you know, and we can see where yours are. Enjoy your guns.”

“President Obama’s selection of Feb. 12, Lincoln’s Birthday for his Inaugural Address. It is recognized that Lincoln was Obama’s hero and rightly so. But Obama failed to heed Lincoln’s Speech on June 27, 1838 at the Young Men’s Lyceum of Springfield Ill. Lincoln ‘Let every American, every lover of Liberty, every well wishes to his posterity, swear by the blood of the Revolution, never to violate in the least particularly, the laws of the country and never to tolerate their violation by others.’ It is said, illegally entering our country is breaking our laws. Appears that the President is riding ‘Band Wagon Appeal’ and snubbing his so called hero’s plea?”

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