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Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 7:25 pm | Updated: 12:59 am, Sat Oct 8, 2011.

“I’m waiting for President Obama to bring change. No, seriously, I’m at work and I need some for the soda machine. Where is that man with my change?”

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Please enjoy some of our favorite Vents submitted by Tribune readers during 2009.

“I’m waiting for President Obama to bring change. No, seriously, I’m at work and I need some for the soda machine. Where is that man with my change?”

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“If you don’t have the right format on your computer, you cannot submit your resume to the government for a job. What is up with that? Not everyone is a computer geek. Some of us just want to work, come home, feed the dog and mow the yard.”

“The article about the chimpanzee thinking ahead and gathering rocks to throw at visitors, they must be more like people than we thought. I saw several taxpayers picking up rocks and heading for the state Capitol.”

“I go up to the store, and I tell my husband to feed the dogs. He is too lazy to open a can of dog food, so he feeds them Kix cereal instead. Will someone tell the numbskull

that Kix cereal is not dog approved!”

“I’m a dog and I love cereal. I get a kick out of Kix. My name is Rover and I approve this message.”

“Before reading the Vent, go to the dictionary and read the definitions of ‘irony’ and ‘satire.’ It will save many of you much misplaced anger and frustration. Don’t bite the tongue-in-the-cheek. It’s not yours.”

“Come on! ABBA being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? They have nothing to do with rock ’n’ roll. Disco and pop music for sure. All the while, Todd Rundgren is on the outside looking in. Who makes these decisions?”

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