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The Vent: Feb. 17

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Posted: Sunday, February 17, 2013 9:12 am | Updated: 8:54 am, Thu Feb 21, 2013.

“So, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is citing ‘understaffed’ in his own defense of his botched sex crimes cases. You know, that missing hundred million dollars he never accounted for would have gone a long way towards hiring more people.”

“I want to commend the Chandler Police Department for making the money saving move of purchasing patrol cars without turn signals. I’m sure that’s a fact, as the last several patrol cars I’ve seen making turns did not display a turn signal and I’m certain they would be the first to set an example by using them. Thanks much for watching our tax dollars.”

“Until you liberals apologize for every rotten thing you called Bush for eight years, you have no right to complain when Obama is called a dope. So just shut up and quit your whinin’, you hypocrites!”

“With the tragedy and deaths caused by the ex-L.A. cop, if the liberal wackos are to be consistent, they will be calling for police gun bans, clip limits, registration and background checks and other restrictions. Perhaps they could carry only one bullet as did Mayberry’s Barney Fife!”

“First Nancy Pelosi says ‘We have to pass the (health care) bill so you can find out what is in it.’ Now she says she says government doesn’t have a spending problem. This is such a fine example of leadership from the Democrats, she should have run for president.”

“Here’s another hint for employers to help get people back to work: If you find an applicant who has all, or most, of your qualifications, save yourself and the applicant a bunch of anxiety and skip the job interview. Just hire the person directly.”

“I asked some of my friends at the old folks home if they had ever seen John McCain as agitated as when he was questioning Chuck Hagel. The only time they could remember was when McCain was the head bus boy at the last supper and the apostles stiffed him with only a 5 percent tip.”

“So the legislature wants to add 20 days to the school calendar but knows that the additional money may not cover many things including compensating teachers. Really? The state hasn’t funded education appropriately for the last several years and now you want us to work more and not get fully compensated for it. Amazing!”

“A plea bargain allows innocent people to be guilty.”

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