“When Napolitano was AZ Governor she sent a bill to the Feds because of the lax illegal (not undocumented) immigrant enforcement. Now she is pushing policies even more lax than the ones she complained about. If she tells you it is raining she really …… ”
“Okay, so the TSA won’t let you take toothpaste, shampoo or after shave on your carry-on, only in checked luggage which the Airline will charge you $25 to check. This sounds like a racket run by guys with names like, ‘Vinny,’ ‘Mugsy,’ ‘Lefty’ and ‘Knuckles.’ ”
“Tempe Prep might be amongst the world’s best schools, so can someone please advise them how to properly display the Stars and Stripes. The stars are always displayed to the top left of the flag, unless it’s hung across a street.”
“Me is Union member. Me make lots money doing job monkey can do. But me want make lots more money. Me go on strike for lots more money.”
Dale Whiting posted at 6:43 pm on Sun, Oct 9, 2011.
First Venter:
Yes I know. Statics can be made to lie. But where we are catching and returning more illegals to Mexico than when Napalitano was governor, and where the economy up here is nothing to brag about, doesn't that prove that Janet's policies are more effective?
Second Venter:
You know, you can buy this stuff at your destination as you leave the airport. And really small tubes of tooth paste are OK. Target sells them.
Third Venter:
Thank you, Mr. Eagle Scout. Or are you a Girl Scout? Whatever!
Fourth Venter:
Grover, I thought you still worked on Sessame Street! Nice to see you've grown up.[beam]