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Posted: Thursday, October 26, 2006 6:30 am | Updated: 2:16 pm, Fri Oct 7, 2011.

“I can’t believe this headline, ‘Gilbert lacking sports field.’ Gee, I wonder what happened to all of those sports fields and youth facilities that we voted on. I wonder how much money the Tourism and Sports Authority has spent on anything except the Cardinals stadium.”

“The city of Mesa already is drowning, so what better use to put all of that water but a water park. Yay, water park!”

“Mesa is run by such disreputable people. You hold an election to develop Riverview and tell the neighborhood you won’t touch their park. Once the Riverview project is approved, you then put the park up to bid for highest bidder.”

“I’ll buy one of the Gilbert bobblehead dolls. And now we know how their brains got so scrambled, with the bobbleheads moving so much.”

“It’s unbelievable the stupid statements people make. Phoenix is worried Tempe’s growth is going to outscore it. How dumb can they be?”

“Instead of using $165,000 for a consulting fee for our retiring police chief in Tempe, perhaps we use that $165,000 for parking enforcement. It sure would give us a lot for that kind of money.”

“How many times do the Kyrene Elementary School District people have to tell us they don’t want to associate with the lower class people in north Tempe?”

“Now that the city of Maricopa has a new elementary school, isn’t it time for them to have a playground and a lunch room for these kids, when they (now) go outside and play in the dirty, old fields? Something wrong with the taxpayers’ money there.”

“I just put my ballot in the mail. I never would have voted “yes” on Proposition 203 had I known it was an 80-cent increase on a pack of cigarettes, not only a 8-cent increase. That mistake is inexcusable.”

“Arizona is supposed to be the dumbest state. Vermont is supposed to be the smartest. Around about the middle of February, when everyone in Vermont is trying to shovel out from three feet of snow. . .I’d like to know who’s the smartest then.”

“Gee, let Jim Pederson raise taxes on big business. Maybe the taxes on McDonald’s should go up, so some people could lose some weight.”

“You never see Barack Obama with his white mother and his white grandmother because they have both passed away. Any other questions?”

“It is an outrage for Rush Limbaugh to say Michael J. Fox is faking his deliberating disease. Limbaugh is now a bigger fool than Tom Cruise, another medical expert. Hah!”

“I’m terribly, terribly sorry for Michael Fox’s disease. But not one single person on this planet has been cured by any of these cells developed from human embryos.”

“What President Bush is doing in Iraq now is what Sen. Kerry suggested we do in the 2004 presidential debates. Hey, they’re adapting!”

TALKING POINT

“The combined spending of $25 million by two men in order to buy a seat in the U.S. Senate is downright immoral. But I guess that’s the way it is. We’re going to get stuck with one of them.”

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