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The Vent: Aug. 20

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Posted: Friday, August 20, 2010 3:30 am

“I hope to rescue Mesa from the brink of cultural insignificance with my new hobby: elbow texting. Try it, you’ll like it. If successful, this rage could bring national recognition to the East Valley, putting our metropolis back on the map. Just think: Nineteenth Century trolley cars AND elbow texting. Mesa — it doesn’t get any better than this.”

“Why would anyone vote for an attorney general who doesn’t know the difference between accused and found guilty! Have we lost the principle of innocent until proven guilty? Besides, where is Tom Horne getting all that advertising money?”

“If Tom Horne and Rick Romley are conservatives, then I’m Winston Churchill.”

“A fatal disease epidemic has hit the U.S. It’s called PCT (politically correct tyranny). It replaces common sense with nonsense, destroys free thought, actions and speech, and produces self-righteous arrogance among its most affected. It must be stamped out before we’re all liquidated.”

“The venter who complained that he has to pay $300/mo. for health care needs to stop his belly-aching!  I am retired but not Medicare-eligible, so I pay over FOUR TIMES that amount for just two people every month!  I’d trade my bill for his ANY day!”

“Is Michelle Obama the ‘First Lady’ or the ‘First Tourist’? I know she does a lot of ‘good’ work, but eight vacations?

Come on now.”

“I have compassion for the illegal who slaves every day to make a wage for his family at home. I have compassion for the illegal who is faced with discrimination and hardship every day in a country that promises ‘liberty and justice for all.’ Do you NOT have compassion for those who are murdered by perfectly legal citizens? Home invasions are done by legal citizens, as are murders due to drunk driving. Citizenship has nothing to do with it.”

“Napolitano agrees with Obama to pay states only a fraction of what they are required to pay for incarcerating illegal invaders. Well whoopee-doo, who would of thought she wouldn’t stand up for Arizona?”

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