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Posted: Wednesday, January 13, 2010 4:19 pm | Updated: 3:26 am, Sat Oct 8, 2011.

“Oh, can it be true? Someone has finally, finally, finally gotten around to investigating the truth regarding Benito Arpaio … er, I mean Joe Mussolini … er, I mean “America’s toughest windbag.” Enough is enough. It’s the worst economic crisis this state has endured since the ’30s, and we can no longer afford the millions of dollars in lawsuits that are being awarded to that joke-of-a-sheriff’s victims.”

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“Oh, can it be true? Someone has finally, finally, finally gotten around to investigating the truth regarding Benito Arpaio … er, I mean Joe Mussolini … er, I mean “America’s toughest windbag.” Enough is enough. It’s the worst economic crisis this state has endured since the ’30s, and we can no longer afford the millions of dollars in lawsuits that are being awarded to that joke-of-a-sheriff’s victims.”

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“In an attempt to garner more votes from minorities, politically correct liberal Democrats have turned America into a racial minefield over the last few decades. That’s why it is so satisfying to see one of their own — Harry Reid — step on a mine himself.”

“A community is a group of people who decide to unite for the betterment of the group: to live and work together, to help solve common problems, to be stronger in numbers in the face of adversary and prejudice. When society stops labeling and segregating people because they are black, Hispanic, handicapped, Asian, gay, senior, etc., there will be no need for 'communities.’”

“So (President) Obama faults himself for lapses in air security. Well, all I can say to him is if that is where the buck stops, he best be prepared to resign if there is another security breach.”

“Oh, boy! Groceries are going down finally in the Valley. Now, what is wrong with this picture? Well, have you checked the size of the packages? We are so duped by advertising it is not even funny anymore.”

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