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The Vent: June 30

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Posted: Sunday, June 30, 2013 5:02 am

“I want to thank those City of Mesa volunteers I saw the other day taking down those ugly advertising signs. What they are doing is making Mesa a much better place. Thank you!”

“How do you know your country is becoming too oppressive? When the leaders of Russia and Germany tell your president he is!”

“To the venter that suggested ‘a vote for Sheriff Joe is a vote for corrupt government’: if you believe that, then what is a vote for Obama? Four scandals and counting.”

“Only $50 billion to shore up the border. What a bargain. You’ll want to thank Jeff Flake.”

“My initial reaction was anger at the government over the information Edward Snowden released. But now that we know his motives were purely self-serving, I am reevaluating. The biggest question is: If Snowden was just trying to expose government intrusion, why has he run into the arms of the nations that are well known for treating their citizens like dog waste?”

“Hey NSA, I hear you have a vacancy thanks to that Snowden guy. Are you hiring? I won’t cause any trouble. I promise.”

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