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Letter: Romney-Ryan ticket not going anywhere

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Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2012 5:07 pm

In my spare time designing special bicycles, I have constructed a tandem for Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Both of the seats are perfectly round and swivel 180 degrees so they can continue to change directions as the wind blows. I have a handlebar on each end with two front forks because they both like to steer independently from each other. They can pedal backward or forward and have multi-speed gearing either way so that they can backpedal out of trouble as fast as they get into it. This bike has no brakes. It doesn’t need them because, try as I might, it’s not going anywhere, pretty much like their campaign.

Ron Weitbrecht


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