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The Vent: March 25

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Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:55 am

“Does anyone out there know where I can get a Mitt Romney autographed Etch A Sketch? It looks like the Santorum Campaign is about to corner the market!”

“Obama on Thursday tried to claim Solyndra was not his program. He and Biden took full credit in March 2009 so they get full credit for its failure. There is nothing he says that we can believe. Those of you that still believe anything he says are as evil as he.”

“Isn’t it time for Russell Pearce, Arpaio and their gestapo thugs to fade into history?”

“If you think our state is in bad shape (and judging from these Vents, most of you do), and you vote for the man that was in charge of our state senate for several years (therefore a big reason why the state is in bad shape), you deserve every bad thing that happens to you.”

“I’m confused about this Florida law. Wasn’t Trayvon Martin alowed to stand his ground or do you give up that right if the ground is soaked with your blood?”

“Looks like we are stuck again with another pair of losers in November’s presidential election. An incumbent president who doesn’t understand the word deficit and runs down America every chance he gets. Or a Vietnam War ‘Deferrment Queen’ who goes on a religious mission to Paris, France instead of serving his country. I have no respect for either one and refuse to hold my nose again in the voting booth. Think I will write in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s name for president.”

“All you citizens listen up and follow your leaders. A state senator runs a red light in defiance of the camera laws. An Apache Junction police officer leaves his firearms out where his kids can play with them. Between all the lame judges and defense attorneys you can bet your sweet butt that if you are caught oogling an illegal on the street corner you will be arrested and charged with assault with a friendly weapon!”

“The left is going to rebrand global warming, er, climate change. Hmm, I have an idea, how about hoax!”

“Repeat tours in combat zones are the future of our hard-pressed GIs. The pool from which to draw personnel willing to risk their lives for causes of small import for America’s security is necessarily small. Yet out politicians, lusting to wrap themselves in the flag and demonstrate their toughness, outdo themselves with calls for more wars — Iran, Syria, Yemen, Somalia, etc. Our Founding Fathers saw America as an example of democracy which others might wish to copy: not as the big bully on the world block.”

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