"Jerry Lewis never served in the military. He will have to start from scratch to learn to clean latrines at the Capitol."
"Bill Clinton tried for eight years to take away our guns. Barack and Michelle Obama are trying to take away our French fries. Who aimed higher?"
"Over the years if the Post Office had increased the cost of a first-class stamp by 5 cents each time instead of only one or two cents, maybe their situation wouldn't be as bad as it is. I think of it this way: you drop an envelope in a mail box in Maine and expect it to arrive intact and on time in Los Angeles. Am I wrong? But that should cost more than 43 cents. If the airports and ballparks aren't afraid to charge ridiculous prices for food and drinks, why doesn't the Post Office have the guts charge a dollar for a first-class stamp?"
"Gabby, Gabby, Gabby; will it never end? Just because she's a Representative, she's not a hero. She's a victim of a horrendous incident, but let's press on shall we? She's not the only victim of the day, just one of many such incidents occurring each day. She and her hubby will be taken care of very well, at our expense, for the rest of their days. If she regains her cognitive abilities to continue in politics, so be it. Now, how about the real heroes who put their lives on the line for ‘we the people' and with the knowledge that each day may be their last: police officers, military, firefighters, etc."