The Vent: April 8 - East Valley Tribune: Opinion

The Vent: April 8

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Posted: Friday, April 8, 2011 3:15 am

"Does it really shock anyone that the Giants fan was attacked at a Dodgers game? I have not met many Dodger fans I would not feel the need to draw down on. Think about that Dodger fan the next time you are at a game and behave like a hooligan."

"I think that the only two ‘-isms' that should be taught in our schools (kindergarten to the university level) are ‘capital-ism' and ‘patriot-ism.' We are sick and tired of seeing ‘gender/racial/ethnic/religious/individual/human rights-isms,' ‘diversity-ism,' ‘social-ism,' and ‘liberal-ism' on the TV and in the newspapers day in and day out. How about some good, old-fashioned, ‘American-ism' for a change."

"Michelle Obama is really worried about childhood obesity. There's an even bigger problem she should concern herself with: adult obesity. It's not just children eating unhealthy foods. Adults do it too."

"Who in this world of ours is perfect? I mean really! When the root of all evil, known to be money, is involved, the Devil has free wheeling."

"Russell Pearce, we can't afford your free plane or game tickets. However, I'm told several Mexican restaurants are planning to offer you and your family free tacos, burritos and menudo on Sundays for five years. Sorry Russell, beans and rice not included."

"Ben Quayle, like Obama, promised he would do all the things we wanted to hear. They both were going to make a difference. How funny is that? Keep your suitcases close by guys, you will be needing them soon."

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