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Posted: Tuesday, February 15, 2011 3:15 am

"After years of alarm, I am renewed with hope for the future of personkind. Even in the event that all-out nuclear holocaust wipes out most life on the planet, we are told cockroaches will likely survive, meaning they will eventually evolve into salmon and tigers and people again, according to evolutionists. So, not to worry."

"Arizona city and state vehicles had well over $1 million damage from the big hailstorm last year, but part of the damaged windshield repair will be paid for by insurance. If they were smart they would have them replaced by one of the glass companies who not only replace them, but give you $100 for doing the repair. The state would make money on the deal!"

"For your information, Mayor Bloomberg has every right to campaign for gun control out of his own city and state, because criminals purchase guns illegally in states like our own, and then commit crimes in states and cities such as our own. If the NRA were not so powerful and our politicians so spineless, it would be easier for mayors such as Bloomberg to control crime in their own cities."

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7 comments:

  • wdgnas posted at 6:08 am on Tue, Feb 15, 2011.

    wdgnas Posts: 549

    to the first venter: i am sure you believe the earth is 6000 years old...

     
  • Freethinker posted at 7:50 am on Tue, Feb 15, 2011.

    Freethinker Posts: 143

    First Venter - what is an "evolutionist"?

    It's a silly, made-up word used by Creationists to try to bring evolutionary biologists down to their level.

    It's dishonest and immoral...like most religious ideas.

     
  • Freethinker posted at 7:52 am on Tue, Feb 15, 2011.

    Freethinker Posts: 143

    Addendum:

    I think the first venter clarifies just why Arizona is the laughing stock of the nation, and it has nothing to do with illegal immigration or fighting the feds over constitutionality.

    Just look at our State Senator, Sylvia Allen - she thinks its safe to mine uranium because "its been there for 6000 years and never hurt nobody!"

    Silly Creationists.

     
  • miker5 posted at 9:11 am on Tue, Feb 15, 2011.

    miker5 Posts: 12

    Besides cockroaches, the other species that will survive is politicians. At taxpayer expense, they have constructed vast complexes deep underground to ensure their survival should their inept governing lead to nuclear holocaust.
    I feel sorry for the cockroaches.

     
  • Dale Whiting posted at 12:08 pm on Tue, Feb 15, 2011.

    Dale Whiting Posts: 3705

    wdgnas, Freethinker and miker5,

    Ouch!

    The first and second venters are pulling your leg and you appear to get it. The third is stating the obvious.

    If the first venter really understood evolution, whether she endorses it or not is not readily apparent. The second venter is having fun but no one seems to notice. The third venter is the one whose vent responses I await. Slabside, are you out there? Or have you spoken you peace?

     
  • Poorman posted at 1:16 pm on Tue, Feb 15, 2011.

    Poorman Posts: 415

    As for Bumberg opps i mean Bloomgerg,he needs to walk East untill his hat floats!

     
  • EmperorSmith posted at 11:31 am on Wed, Feb 16, 2011.

    EmperorSmith Posts: 774

    I'll throw you a bone Dale. The gun show loophole how about a booth where you go through a background check then get some sort of certification which can be used to buy a gun. Instead of adding on the price to get in charger for the check. I would support it.

    There are criminals out there that can get guns at shows. I don't like it anymore than you do.

     

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