The Vent: Feb. 15 - East Valley Tribune: Opinion

The Vent: Feb. 15

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Posted: Tuesday, February 15, 2011 3:15 am

"After years of alarm, I am renewed with hope for the future of personkind. Even in the event that all-out nuclear holocaust wipes out most life on the planet, we are told cockroaches will likely survive, meaning they will eventually evolve into salmon and tigers and people again, according to evolutionists. So, not to worry."

"Arizona city and state vehicles had well over $1 million damage from the big hailstorm last year, but part of the damaged windshield repair will be paid for by insurance. If they were smart they would have them replaced by one of the glass companies who not only replace them, but give you $100 for doing the repair. The state would make money on the deal!"

"For your information, Mayor Bloomberg has every right to campaign for gun control out of his own city and state, because criminals purchase guns illegally in states like our own, and then commit crimes in states and cities such as our own. If the NRA were not so powerful and our politicians so spineless, it would be easier for mayors such as Bloomberg to control crime in their own cities."

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