"Congrats to Mesa workers for the recent improvements to the Southern Avenue dog park. The new benches are nice, but are too small for kids. The larger, curved ones for adults are best and more of them are needed, as well as a first-class park on the West side. If you call it the Wrigleyville West Dog Park, no doubt it will be built right away!"
"Solution to ASU football: Fire Michael M. Crow, fire Lisa Love, fire Dennis Erickson, hire Mike Leach before Arizona gets him, burn down the tent, back to (Camp) Tontazona next year and every year after!"
"Let's stick to facts, people. It was determined years ago that Bush did not lie. It is also a fact that Hussein gassed his people and was killing and torturing innocent Iraqi citizens even after the U.S. invaded and Canada removed over 500 metric tons of yellow cake uranium. What do you think he was going to use that for?"
"I disagree with almost everything that you say - but I will defend to the death your right to say it because this is the United States of America."
"Isn't it a shame that Larry Fitzgerald could end his playing time on a losing team like Barry (Sanders) & OJ (Simpson). What a waste of talent."
"I would like to say to the person or persons who think that the NBA players are spoiled, selfish, immature brats: would you say that if your son was an NBA player taking care of you, paid for your home, car, retired you from your job? You wouldn't utter a vowel. The owners are the ones who started these salaries. The players deserved this money. The average career life span of an NBA player is less than 10 years. You try playing 82 games, getting hit in the face, broken nose, ankle, foot, knees, back injuries, just to name a few. Their careers are short, but these players still donate their time and money to many charities. Please, present your resume. What have you done? All of you broke, envious, NBA haters, please get a life."